
Do you remember the time you saw
2001 and you were so stoned that the ending not only made cosmic sense, but added visual texture to the next few weeks of your life?
I don't either. I saw 2001 the way God intended, with a fast-forward button, sarcastic friends, and some beer. (OK, a lot of beer.) But I've always been a little bit envious of those freaky-deaky types who did end up tripping the light fantastic to one of Kubrick's dullest movies.
Now, thanks to the miracle of children's television,
I need envy no more! Oh the colors.
The strange thing is, very young children *love* this. Giant fat-assed pastel schmoos dancing spastically to cut-rate techno. It's like a rave at a Shriner's convention.
The evolutionary implications are highly disturbing.
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