How Obama can win in Pennsylvania

Phone banking.

Me: Hello, I'm calling on behalf of the Hillary Clinton campaign...

Older White PA Ethnic: Faith and begorrah, 'tis the Devil his self! [click, dial tone]

Hm.

Me: Hi there! I'm calling on behalf of the Hillary Clinton campaign...

Another Older White PA Ethnic: Aiee! Vade retro, Satanas! [click, dial tone]

Huh. Maybe a different list...

Me: Hello there! I'm calling for the Hillary Clinton campaign...

Younger White PA Ethnic: I know who you are.

Me: You do?

Younger White PA Ethnic: Yeah. I know. I know. Like, I did everything you told me to.

[pause]

Younger White PA Ethnic: I have their teeth right here.

Me: Listen, I gotta go. [click]

NB: some people like my voice.

Comments

[Doug M.]

There's a scene in one of the "Order of the Stick" cartoons where the evil sorceror has just been transformed into an /undead/ evil sorceror.

While the other characters continue talking and acting, he spends the next several panels walking around saying "Reverb? ...Reverb! I love it!" "Luke... I am your father!" "This... is CNN!" "Can't get enough of your love ba-by!"

N.B., I wish my voice were several notes lower.

Doug M.