Day 10: Most secret origins usually don't involve tequila

Some maniac at the gym recently told me about another maniac. Jeez. It's too bad running stresses the living [deleted] out of my right hip and knee, because this really sounds appealing.

Except for the urinating while running part. And the wrecking a Lexus through projectile vomiting part.

Comments

[Doug M.]

Life at the far end of the bell curve is damn interesting. From a distance.

One day I'd like to see a good review of the "man the cursorial hunter" theory, by someone who (ha!) lacks an axe to grind.

Doug M.

[Bernard Guerrero]

I wish I were that neurotic.....