Some idiot attacked my parents and my sister on the Chicago El. I say 'idiot' for a number of reasons, not least because this person started a fight over her own bad manners, nor that she attacked them with a CTA person in the next car, but mainly because she let my parents get the drop on her, with the result that this crazy woman ended up with her legs pinned to the floor of the car by my mom, and her arms held behind her back by my dad.
Anyway. It's funny (although my sister got a hank of hair pulled out, interceding). But, gentle readers, you would not believe how angry it made me. I have not been that angry in a long time. And, as some of you may have figured out, I'm already kind of an angry guy. I've repressed it, most of the time. (Now it comes out as 'pissy'! Woo.)
"But," as Carrie from Bad Mama said, "you haven't maimed anyone." Which is a common career path for very angry people from our neck of the woods. I did unconsciously twist an innocent coat-hanger into a small metal ball while brooding about this incident, which freaked the hell out of me. The proximate cause of this post.
I believe I've mentioned before that I dislike being angry? There are some bloggers who thrive on it, who go out of their way looking for reasons to be outraged. Apparently their lives are that inane! Junkies.
Me, I like other things. The anger is secondary.
Also, the troll magnet? It's hereditary.
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