Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, "Die, Bart, Die?"
Bob: [conciliatorily] No, that's German for "The Bart, The."
[The spectators laugh, understanding]
Officer: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
As you may recall, our friend Noel Maurer has emigrated to his own blog. He's posting up a storm there, on all kinds of interesting stuff, so go and check it out.
Meanwhile, though, he still has dozens of posts here in our archives. And people googling for, let's say, "Noel Maurer"? Are still more likely to end up here than there.
So we're gradually deleting his old posts. This is going to take a little while, because we, um, removed his "author" tag when he left. Which means that instead of being able to just filter all his old posts and zap them in five minutes, we'll have to hunt them down by hand, which will take a little while. On the plus side, it's an excuse to read stuff by Noel! Which is always good.
Meanwhile: Noel Maurer Noel Maurer Noel Maurer Noel Noel Noel Maurer Maurer Maurer welcome interweb searchers! Now just click on this link and you're off!