As some of you may know, I've been doing some pro bono work for the McCain campaign, as part of their new "Exit Light / Enter Night" youth voter outreach program. I'm not really a McCainiac. After all, this is New York, which McCain will lose anyway. Mainly, it's to meet rich young WASP-y women with self-esteem issues, just like the man himself.
The Pure Product of America: This isn't really true... is it?What do you think? Anyway, we were kibitzing at a bar in Chelsea -- Jesus, these people do a lot of blow -- discussing viral marketing (first use according to legend? the word "quiz"), and some bright boy suggested harnessing the power of LOLcats to the McCain campaign. It should tell you something about the brain wattage at the table, or maybe the primate dominance hierarchy there, that most people thought this was a good idea.
Anyway. Here's my take:
The Pure Product of America: Pshaw. None of this is true.Oh, there are at least two true statements in this post.