My god, they're even reaching out to the Cheetos-eating basement dwellers.
(Hm. The YouTube still image makes it look NSFW. It's not, but under the cut it goes.)
I worry a little bit what will happen when people begin to realize he can't change water into wine, only Gatorade and maybe a Red Bull on Sundays. (According to the National Review, race war! but that's a different post.)
On the other hand, stone soup.