Still catching up on the news. Apparently, Barack Obama won Washington state, Nebraska, Louisiana, a Grammy (?), Maine (!), the Pro Bowl, Maryland, Virginia, Washington D.C., and the Pillsbury Bake-Off.
Some reading. Mister Leonard Pierce of the Texas-based American Milk Solids Council went to this year's Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington, D.C., and has kindly written up his experiences with the aid of several bottles of cough syrup. The series is titled, The Beast Is Red, and it may bring back fond memories of those glorious days when even attractive young women would dress like Nancy Reagan, instead of our current miserable scene, when only lonely senators from Idaho do.
Chapter 1: An American GodAlso, don't forget, there's a lecture on KOSHER BACON Tuesday night at Union Hall. I look forward to having my one unknown New York reader/stalker stare at the back of my enormous head all evening long, too appalled to speak. (You can buy me a drink. no roofies.)
Chapter 2: Invisible Asia
Chapter 3: You Shan’t Go Home Again
Chapter 4: In a Mad Frenzy, Stinging Themselves to Eternal Death
Chapter 5: Soy Un Perdidor
Chapter 6: She Don’t Like, She Don’t Like, She Don’t Like… McCain
Chapter 7 (Interlude): Holding A Shard of Mirror Up To Nature’s Throat
Chapter 8: Twice Presented Him a Kingly Crown
Chapter 9: Brought Me To Darkness, But Not Into Light
Chapter 10: The Sugar and the Shit
Chapter 11: Pestilence Goes For The Big Laff
Chapter 12: Show Us Your Twits
Chapter 13: Getaway