Were Doug and Claudia seen having a picnic on a grassy knoll in Central Park last weekend, perhaps with the equally mysterious New York City Math Teacher and NYCMTin (and some weirdo from Brooklyn playing with the kids)?
Could they possibly have been spotted at the base of the Empire State Building, no doubt plotting something nefarious?
And what was Doug's recent
secret mission unqualified offering in the District of Columbia?
Don't ask me. I'm sitting at home trying to convert anecdotes and data into something worth reading.
The Pure Product of America: A likely story!
You know, I have more classics of Filipino cinema ready to go. Are you afraid? You should be.