From Packers.com eNews:
Ending months of rampant media speculation, Packers quarterback Brett Favre Tuesday confirmed his intention to play for the team this year. Of course, as Favre himself would say, he never had said that he wasn't planning a return to the field.
He's also older than I am. And I'm halfway to the dirt nap.
(The Dune references are for K. Like the Onion crew never makes Dune references during Packer games.)