I am utterly bemused and confounded by this:
"I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down."I guess Chang is sort of like the LORD, except he's a martial artist too. Then there's the ceremony:
Bush then unsheathed a golden sword and gave it to Rubio as a gift. "I'm going to bestow to you the sword of a great conservative warrior," he said, as the crowd roared.Like, did Jeb have the sword at home in a cabinet? And what will Chang think? Is Jeb no longer under the protection of Chang? Are there other mystical warriors and/or weapons in the employ of the Powers That Be? Or was Chang simply using Jeb, and now has a better, more pliable puppet to work through?
Because a picture is worth a thousand words.