Fellow Brooklynite Majikthise comments on an extremely cheesy apparition of Jesus in Frank Sinatra's hometown of Hoboken, New Jersey. Ring-a-ding-ding, pally! This, however, is not the cheesiest piece of religious kitsch I have seen lately. No, that no-prize has to go to the good people at Nelson Bibles. After market research indicated that the reason teenagers don't read the Bible is because "it's too big and freaky-looking", Nelson Bibles decided to repackage the Bible to resemble a fashion magazine. Honest. Here, take a look:
Yes, gaze upon it with wonder. It doesn't have the classic Vogue headline "Fifty Ways To Drive Your Man WILD In Bed", but I'm sure that's just an oversight. Nelson Bibles is also trying to break into the "urban" market, with... I'm surprised they didn't call it WORD. Peace, y'all.