There's an ancient white Cadillac hearse/station wagon/ambulance parked in front of my building, complete with siren and curtained back seat/corpse depository/mobile emergency room unit. It's owned by a local animal control firm which uses it to advertise their trapping services (and to cart away the remains, I suppose). We're talking large mammals here, animals that one could theoretically use for their fur, like bears or Dalmatians. Not Mr. Mouse nor Ms. Roach. It's so cool! If there's ever another coyote outbreak in Brooklyn, I know where to go. The best part are the bumper stickers. But they will have to wait for the digital camera.