A short visual guide to people who are not me.
This is one of Michaela Roessner's animal masks. Not me! But I enjoyed her Renaissance fantasies. This is popular anime character Yugi Moto. Not me! Dapper fellow, ain't he. This is dead terrorist Carlos the Jackal. Again, not me! However closely this resembles my passport photo, this fellow is not me. I don't play softball. Apparently my voice sounds like his. But deeper. Much deeper. I'd like to think I am less annoying than him. Probably not true! I don't know any Linux at all. None of these people are me. And this is not my new apartment. Or even my old one.