There seems to be a little confusion about who is who on Halfway down the Danube. I've compiled this little guide to clear things up. This is my friend Doug. A self-made man, he's quite a guy. This is Claudia. She's gorgeous. She's one lady who knows how to take care of herself. By the way, my name is Carlos. I take care of both of them. Which ain't easy, 'cause when they met, it was murder! I hope that clears things up. All of us are a little busy at the moment, but we hope to post more soon.